Harvard PhD graduate insults his roommate's “lesser college” degree, then gets exposed when he struggles to figure out how to use the new can opener: ‘I’d find mangled cans in the garbage’

Doctors and PhD grads don't always have the best life skills. So when this proud Harvard graduate, who loved to rub his degree in everyone's face, couldn't figure out how to use a simple kitchen utensil, suddenly the tables turned on who was the smartest in the household. Hilariously, their roommate, who was also a PhD grad, was able to put their functional brain to the test, maliciously complying with their roommate's demands before making a point about his useless Ivy League degree. 

Turns out, they don't teach you simple engineering mechanics at Harvard; they only teach you how to gloat. 

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